Armani designed THIS?

Desolata Giorgio but Katie could have purchased this ca-keeta on Spadina Ave (what with the lacy collar and frill to boot!). ICK!

Reading up on all the poop on the Cruise/Holmes wedding in Bracciano, Italy. (I'll apologize in advance for the crappy link. You'd think the Braccianesi could have dolled up their site given all the hype surrounding the wedding of the year.)

Sooooooo, I have been eating up all the pink press from the most reliable source on the planet. www.telecinco.es. Seems as if the citizens of Bracciano are mighty pissed at being upstaged by the Hollywood glitterati as their sleepy village of 20 000 was taken over by the likes of psycho-lollipop and Holmes-new-best-Mommy-pal Victoria Beckham, a trillion papparazzi, Brooke Shields, Jim Carrey, Will and Jada Smith, Connor and Isabella Kidman-Cruise (likely sick of globetrotting to their parents' respective weddings) and a cavalcade of Hollywood stars happy to smile nice for the camera for free face time with the press. Now I kind of understand their point. My parents are Italian. I was married in a Medieval Spanish city and have been to enough European weddings to defend the convention and ritualistic rite of passage for villagers to watch the bride exit her home, stroll throught the village square, enter the church if not solely to comment on her gown, her hair, whether she is pregnant, or if she is making the biggest mistake of her life. Observers forked over a hefty 1000 euros for ogling rights that included visions of countless black SUVs snaking up the hill to the castle. Detractors have argued that Bracciano will likely recoup the temporary inconvenience with scores of American principesse that will undoubtedly drool at the thought of copycatting the Holmes/Cruise fairytale.

Ironically the Scientology rite is not legally recognized anywhere in the world which makes me wonder if this was an intentional Cruise calculation given the predictable statute of limitations on Holmes in her most current role as his wife?